HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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