I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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