Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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