I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Randomize
