It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
OPIZZABONMYDICK
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how drunk are you?
Several
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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