so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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