either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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