going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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