just come out here and I will go home with you...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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