I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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