There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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