So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Shame - the story of my life.
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