You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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