If that was your dad, he is hot
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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