i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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