I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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