i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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