He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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