quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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