D3 body, D1 cock
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Let's get the cat blown out
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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