your parents love me but you hate me
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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