on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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