my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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