I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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