Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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