Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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