Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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