my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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