no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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