So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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