lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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