no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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