doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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