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I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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