There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
