THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
tell me about the fingering
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