im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
