Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think my vagina is haunted
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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