You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You made out with two different species that night
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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