i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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