I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
