i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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