But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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