All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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