I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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