Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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