Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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