I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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