Its about making memories worth repressing
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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