Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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