i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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